This was a hilarious read--and terrifying at the same time. As this campaign season develops, it begins to feel more and more like Ionesco's absurdist tragicomedy "Rhinoceros," where the protagonist finds himself in a bizarre nightmare world where everyone around him is turning into a rhinoceros, one after the other, and it has such a demoralizing effect on him, that soon he begins to wonder whether his own clinging to humanity is somehow misguided--that perhaps he really should become a rhinoceros like everyone else. Ionesco's choice of the rhinoceros as a satiric metaphor was perfect: Trumpies--like the Nazi and Communist ideologues whom Ionesco was satirizing--are generally thick-skinned, brutal, and mindless...